Domastic & birthday type sms

Weeding SMS

1. Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife:Thanks,but promise me

you will stay there for the rest of your life.



2. I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!



3. If I were a tear in you eye, I would roll down and settle on your lips.

If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for the fear of losing u!



4. I m feeling happy, do u know why?

Coz I am so lucky, do u know how?

Coz God loves me, do u know how?

Coz he gave me a gift, do u know what?

Its YOU my love.



5. You are like the sunshine that's so warm

You are like sugar that's so sweet.

In short, you are like you...

And that's the reason I love you!



6. Three FEELINGS

what is the difference b/w stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &

panic is when both r pregnant



7. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?



....



It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !



8. When a man holds a womans hand before marriage, it is love but when he holds it after marriage??

Its self-defence!

:-D:-D



9. TO MAKE A WIFE HAPPY,



A HUSBAND"ONLY"HAS TO BE:

.A Friend

.Companion

.Lover

.Driver

.Electrician

.Plumber

.Mechanic

.Decorator

.Listener

.Organizer

.Sympathetic

.Warm

.Attentive

.Funny

.Understanding

.Tolerant

.Truthful

.Passionate

.Honest

.



.

But

TO MAKE A HUSBAND HAPPY?



just leave him ALONE..!



10. Wats Heaven?

American Salary, British Home, Chinise Food & Indian Wife.

Wats Hell?

American Wife, Britis Food, Chinise Home & Indian salary



11. A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

But the cal goes to another woman.

They

loved & got married.

Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!



12. Wife is “Recievd call”

Girl is “Dialed call”

Aunty is “Missd call”

Lover is “waiting call”

BUT

Frndship is “FEVICOL”



13.

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..

Wonderful

Item

For

Entertainment

Handsome

Useful

Smart

But

At

Night

Dangerous



14. Most successful

Happy married life is

Defined as.

.

.

.

.

“Yet to be seen”



15. Q: If marriages are made in heaven,

than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!



16. Before marriage:

Roses are red, sky is blue,

O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:

Roses are dead,

I have flu,

don’t come near me,

Paray hatt tuu,



17. Banta owned a factory.

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed.

Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:

Because married men are more obedient.

18. Only true friends stand by u

during bad times.

I promise

I will attend ur wedding.



19. The most effective

way 2 remember

ur wife’s birthday

is 2 forget it once



20. Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband

said to you when he woke that morning?”

Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”

Witness: “My name is Susan.



21. Why Government do NOT

allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,

you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE

for the same Mistake.



22. Man : Is there any way for long life?

Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?

Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.



23. Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the

bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to

run away…!!



24. A good marriage would be between

a Blind wife and a deaf husband.



25. He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!



26. Telling a lie is

Fault 4 a little boy

an Art 4 a lover

an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor

and a Matter of survival 4 a married man



27. It’s funny when people discuss

LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,

if suicide is better or being murdered



28. “When a man holds a woman hands?”

When a man holds a woman’s hand

before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense



29. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.



30. For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!



31. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that



32. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.



33. Why do we all marry?Because romance is not the only element of life.We should also knowhorror,terror,suspense,irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.



34. TO ALL BACHELORS

Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,

she will do magic on u.

Dont Marry BSNL girl,

she has connections with all indians.

Dont Marry IDEA girl,

she touches u tomorrow, not today.

Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,

she takes u in her mutthi mein.

Marry only HUTCH girl,

she follows u where ever u go.



35. Some people ask the secret

of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant

two times a week.

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music

and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.



36. Marriage is like going to

a restaurant your choice

from the menu,

And

then look at neighbourin

table n wish you”d ordered that…..



37. Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not

the only element of life.

We should also know horror,

terror, suspense, irony,

stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.



38. First marriage is the triumph of

imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the

triumph of hope over experience



39.

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!





40. Santa: Will U marry , after I die.

Wife : No I will live with my sister.



Wife : Will U marry , after I die.

Santa: No I will also live with ur sister.



41. Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.



42. Q: What is the similarity Between

Marriage

&

11:59 pm. ?

?

?

?





43. BOY’S ROOM BEFORE MARRIAGE

Perfumes

Cd’s

Gifts

Cards

Friendship Bands

Books

AFTER MARRIAGE

Pain Killers

Loan Papers

Unpaid Bills





44. So many options for suicide:

Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,

jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,

but we chose Marriage, slow sure!



45. Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.



46. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.



47. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.



48. Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.



49. Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.



50. Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage.



51. A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.



52. Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.



53. A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.



54. "if Ur father iz Not Rich

Dats Ur Luck

But

If Ur Fathr-in-Law iz Not Rich dats Ur StupiditY"







[HOPEFUL BACHELORZ ASSOCIATION]



55. Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.



56. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.



57. I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.



58. The chief reason why marriage is rarely a success is that it is contracted while the partners are insane.



59. Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.



60. The most dangerous food is wedding cake.



61. Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.



62. Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence.



63. Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.



64. The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.



65. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.



66. Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.



67. Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.



68. Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses.



69. A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.



70. The highest happiness on earth is marriage.



71. Marriage is a meal where the soup is better than the dessert.



72. Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.



73. A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn't love.



74. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.



75. Marriage is a mistake every man should make.



76. Love is one long sweet dream,

And marriage is the alarm clock



77. Grooms, once you marry,

please remember that when

you have a discussion

with your future wife,

always try to get the

last two words in: “Yes dear”



78. You are the twinkle of my eyes;

The smile on my lips;

The joy of my face;

Without you I am incomplete.

Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings

but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS.



79. Q: Why do brides wear white?

A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.



80. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first.



81. A Couple Before Marriage

"MAD" For Each Other ...





After Marriage

"MADE" For Each Other ...





And





A Few Years Later

"MAD" Because Of Each Other...



82. ''MARRIAGE''

Is Nature's Way

Of Preventing

''PEOPLE''

From Fighting With

''STRANGERS'' ...



83. Don't Marry The Person ,

You Want To Live With...



Marry The One ,

You Cannot Live Without...



But

Remembr

Whatever You Do,











You Will Regret It Later...



84. Secret of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT -

Attraction,

Communication,

Commitment,

Enjoyment,

Purpose,

Trust.

Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.



85. Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.



86. Q: If marriages r made in heaven,

than wht r made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!



87. Don’t marry the person you want to live with…

Marry the one you cannot live without…

But whatever you do, you will regret it later..



88. Marriage is very important part of life.

You know why?

?

?

?

?

?

Because

“Life is not only about happiness”



89. Man 1: I do not want to marry.

Because I am afraid of all women.

Man 2: Get marry soon.

Then you will be afraid of

only one woman and start loving the rest



90. Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.



91. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.



92. Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.



93. Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.



94. Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.



95. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.



96. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...



97. Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.



98. Marriage is a rest period between romances.



99. Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.



100. In the book that is my memory, on the first page of the chapter when I met you, are written the words: "Here begins a new life"





















































































































































































































I Like You SMS
Sweet Heart SMS
Dating SMS
Be Romantic SMS
Always Romantic
Be My Partner
I Love You SMS
Never Forget U
Kiss SMS
Valentine Day















Friendship SMS
Hello Friend
Be My Friend
Miss You SMS
Don't Forget Me
SMS Me
Friends Unlimited!
Only Friends
Friends Forever
Friendship Day














Funny SMS
Smile SMS
ASCII KeyBoard SMS
Abbreviatio SMS
Sweet SMS
Cute SMS
SMS Jokes
Hot SMS
Cool SMS

double meaning SMS














Be Happy SMS
Greetings SMS
Good Luck SMS
Get Well Soon SMS
Best Wishes SMS
Good Morning SMS
Nice Day SMS
Good Night SMS
Bless SMS
Always Happy SMS














Adult SMS
Miss Lead SMS
Angry SMS
Rude SMS
Naughty SMS
Fool & Foolish
Dirty SMS
Flirt SMS
Insult SMS
Apology SMS














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Happy New Year
May Day SMS
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Life Partner
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Brother SMS
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Happy Birth Day














Advice SMS
Human Right
Quote SMS
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Thoughts of the Day
Inspirational
Want Freedom
Love Quote
Global Peace
Success SMS

















Political SMS
Poetry SMS
Tricky SMS
Dream SMS
Thinking about U
Santa Banta SMS
Sarder SMS
Puzzle SMS
Thank You
Computer SMS

















Slip of the Tongue
Sad SMS
Tongue Twister
Daring SMS
Sympathy
Funny Comment
Exam SMS
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Fear Winner
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Marriage Day SMS









1. My wife and I

were happy for 20 years.

Than we met.



2. Wife:

(expecting a car)

Gift me smthng which goes frm 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when I'm on it.

Husbnd gifted her a

weighing machine.... .!



3. On 20th Anniversary husbnd deep in thought..

Wife: Wat r u thinking?

Husbnd: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

Wife's heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remembr that date

Husbnd: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years

Wife smiles ''Yes"

Husbnd sighs n says: Aaaaaaahhh!

i would've been free today!:-D



4. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes



5. What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?

Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.

Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.



6. Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust and Understanding, she doesn't Trust me and I dont Understand her.



7. I asked my wife,

“Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

“It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”

She said. So I suggested,

“How about the kitchen?”



8. Me and My Wife was Very Happy before….



9. To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.



10. On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my LOVE



11. Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy ,love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary



12. Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary



13. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair!!



14. Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait

she:do you want me 2 leave?

He: No! don’t even think about it

She: do you love me ?

He:ofcourse! over n over!

She:have u ever cheated on me?

He:No!y r u even asking?

She:will u go on wid me on picnic?

He:every chance I get!

She:will u hit me ?

He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!

She:can I trust u?

He:yes..

She: Darling!

After marriage…

Now simply read from bottom to top



15. True relatives always

stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.

All your relatives were standing behind u!



16. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:



17. A MAN IS INCOMPLETE BEFORE MARRIAGE.....AFTER THAT HE IS FINISHED...



18. An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.



19. There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship.



20. All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.



21. As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.



22. Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.



23. Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.



24. Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.



25. May you never leave your marriage alive.



26. May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife.



27. Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.



28. love my eyes when U look into them,

I love my name when U say it,

I love my heart when U love it,

I love my life when U are in it.



29. As you continue to send out love, the energy returns to you in a regenerating spiral… As love accumulates, it keeps your system in balance and harmony. Love

is the tool, and more love is the end product.



30. A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.



31. A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.



32. Behind every Successful man

there is a satisfied woman.

But behind every satisfied woman.

there is an exausted man.



33. Evolution of Man:

Without Marriage “Spider Man”

On Marriage Day “Super Man”

After Marriage “Gentle Man”

If wife is beautiful then rest of life

.

.

.

.

“Watch Man”



34. Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the

bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to

run away…!!



35. I hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although i smile & seem carefree there is no one who mises u more than ME



36. Happiness as light as air.

LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.

Friends as solid as diamonds and

success as bright as gold.

These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…goodluck



37. Smile a while,

& when U smile,

smile another smile

& soon there will b miles

& miles of smile

bcoz you smiled .

i wish your day is full of SMILE



38. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"



39. Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.



40. In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!



41. I 've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years.



42. I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'?



43. Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.



44. Married Life Joke



Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.



45. A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.



46. Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!



47. May the best of your past be the worst of your future



48. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.



49. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.



50. Brain is very important part of body,

It is active 24 hours

.

.

365 days,

.

.

it starts working, when you born

and work till you

.

.

.

.

Get Married…



51. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?



52. Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”



53. Long after our anniversary

And

this greeting has been thrown away

Think of the thought behind it,

Each and everyday,

Happy Anniversary



54. Marriage is that relation between

man and women in which

the Independence is Equal,

the Dependence mutual and

the Obligation Reciprocal”.

Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.



55. I LOVE U are words just three,

which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.

so this is what i want to say,

live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!



56. Nothing in this world Could ever be

As wonderful as the love You’ve given me

Your love makes my days so very bright,

just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).

Happy Wedding Anniversary



57. How true my feelings were

I found out to be The best thing

in my life Was when you married me

Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),

For the years we share I know one

thing for sure We make a wonderful pair



58. Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Is still as strong today as it was

then Bringing u much joy , love

and happiness To celebrate again.

Happy Anniversary



59. On this special day,

best wishes go to you,

that this wonderful love u share,

lasts ur lifetime through.

Happy anniversary to you my Love



60. To the beautiful couple in all the land,

May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.

Happy Anniversary



61. Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,

May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,

As u make a wonderful pair.

Happy Wedding Anniversary



62. I’m sending this bouquet of love

To say that I love you so much

I hope I say it often enough

I want you to know it’s true,

On this special occasion

I want to remind you

That you are my everything

And

my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!



63. That special day is here again

The day we took our vows

You’re just as special to me today

As you still get me aroused.

Happy Anniversary Lover



64. Happy Anniversary

and May

your marriage be Blessed with love,

joy And companionship

For all the years of your lives!



65. All my love for you FREE!

wishing

u

a

very

happy

ANNIVERSARY….!



66. Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!



67. if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary



68. Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!



69. To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary



70. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me

Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair



71. I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do

Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary



72. We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow

Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary



73. Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary



74. I love u for my whole life



75. Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight

Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary



76. The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***



77. all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....



78. Long after our anniversary

And

this greeting has been thrown away

Think of the thought behind it,

Each and everyday,

Happy Anniversary



79. Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Is still as strong today as it was

then Bringing u much joy , love

and happiness To celebrate again.

Happy Anniversary



80. On this special day,

best wishes go to you,

that this wonderful love u share,

lasts ur lifetime through.

Happy anniversary to you my Love



81. To the beautiful couple in all the land,

May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.

Happy Anniversary



82. Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,

May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,

As u make a wonderful pair.

Happy Wedding Anniversary



83. Your love makes my days Happy and bright

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight

Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary



84. The most important thing you fixed

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***



85. all my love for you FREE

all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!



86. The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary



87. Happy Weeding Anniversary



88. Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary.



89. We've had our ups and downs, This we both know, Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things, But our love for each other, Had no attached strings. Happy Anniversary.



90. Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).



91. Thank you for being the love of my life,

Half of the child asleep in my womb,

A husband whose husbandry made of his wife

Near as blissful a blossom as ever did bloom!

Knight of my nights and dance of my days,

Yours are the eyes in which I am most me.

Only with you will I wend through my ways

Unburdened as heaven, unscathed as the sea!



92. Long after our anniversary And

this greeting has been thrown away

Think of the thought behind it,

Each and everyday,

Happy Anniversary



93. How true my feelings were

I found out to be The best thingin

my life Was when you married me

Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),

For the years we share I know one

thing for sure We make a wonderful pair



94. Words cannot express

all I hold within my heart.

You've made every moment

worth remembering.

Happy Anniversary



95. Wives are for sharing with,

Dreaming dreams and caring with

spending time with,

chatting to,

Making plans with,

Hoping they come true...

Holding hands with, hugging, kissing

Laughing with and reminiscing.....

Working with to see things through,

and loving

Just like I LOVE YOU

Happy Anniversary



96. another year to

create precious memories together.

Another year to

discover new things to enjoy about each other.

Another year to

build a life rich in love and laughter.

Another year to

strengthen a marriage that defines "forever."

Happy Anniversary!



97. If I met you on tomorrow

I would still give you my heart

If you should say,

"do you still love me?"

I'd say,

"Till death do us part"

Happy Anniversary



98. Scientists have discovered

that the longer people

stay married, the more

they begin to look alike.

You better start putting

name tags in your underwear!

Happy Anniversary



99. On our anniversary

and always,

it’s your love

that makes

the beautiful difference

in my life.

Happy Anniversary



100. Even in a Fairy Tale

where every dream comes true

I could never hope to find

someone as loving as you

Happy Anniversary





Husband SMS









1. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were

a newspapers so I could have

a new one everyday.



2. Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?

Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.



3. I have the "I",

I have the "L",

I have the "O",

I have the "V",

I have the "E"

Can I plz can I have "U"?



4. I have liked many, but loved few.

Still, no-one has been as sweet as u.

I'd stand and wait in world's longest queue.

For the pleasure of having a moment with u.



5. The Husband is the Head of the Family,

But

Wife is the Neck of the Family,

which

can turn the head any where she wants ;-)



6. HuSbaNd n wIfE wEnt 2 pIcNiC,

At pIcNiC sPoT hUsBaNd lOstEd hEr wIfE.



.



.



.



MORAL:

LucK By Chance



7. Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC...

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor,

He is designed to remain Silent in Indoor.



8. Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen

Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties



Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->



9. "A TRUE THOUGHT"

"One Who Doesnt Love

A Girl Before His Marriage

Can Never Love His

Wife After Marriage;-)"



10. Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar:

I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?

Girl:Why?

Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-)



11. Man1- I told my wife d truth dat

I was seeing a Psychiatrist

Man2- Thn?

Man1- Thn She told me d truth dat

She's seeing a Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbrz n a Bartendr :P



12. Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mops Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has Walked Across It

In His Barn Boots ... =P ;->



13. What Is The Next Thing

A Man Should Do After

Winning An

Argument With His Wife ?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Apologise !!!;)



14. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.



15. Man : My wife is toooooo good. She can talk on any subject for hours.

Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!



16. What is the thinnest book in the world?



What Men Know About Women?



17. Long ago

Men who sacrificed

their Love & youth

their parents

their identity

their laughter n happiness

were called SAINTS

But. . . .

Now they r called HUSBANDS



18. 2 Married Men Talking-

10yrs Ago,

Whenever I Returned Home,

My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.



Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite



19. Man To Doctor-

Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone



Who Proposes Her.

Doctor-Relax & Calm Down &



Now Tell



Which Bar ??



20. An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives

Monopoly is Always Damaging!

And?

Competition Improves Service!



21. A man inserted an 'add' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."



22. 1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend: Really?

1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.



23. Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,

but luckier is the woman

who is the last love of a man.



24. The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.



25. Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………



26. Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.

Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!

27. Last night was my fault,

my wife asked,

“what’s on the TV?”

and ….. I said, “dust!”



28. Q: WHO IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MAN?

ANS: HE IS THE ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN HIS WIFE CAN SPEND!



29. Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long!!!!!



30. Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.

Friend – didnt you follow them?

Pati – Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie



31. Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?

A. Moti-vating!!!



32. When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.



33. The average man’s life consists of:

20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

40 years of having his wife ask the same question;

An d at the end, the mourners wondering too.



34. A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,

is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,

is WISE.

A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND.!



35. Boy friend is fun,

&

Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,

&

Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,

&

Husband is qismat phooti.

36. A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"

His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"



37. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.



38. A little kid asks his Dad,

“Daddy, how much does

it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,

“I’m still paying for it…”

39. What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.



40. I have often wanted to drown my troubles... but I have not been able to convince my wife to go for a swim!



41. Position of a husband is like split A.C..No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !



42. Only Historian can become

Great Husband because as thing(wife) become older his interest rises.



43. A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.



44. I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it



45. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married



46. A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married



47. My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.



48. Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.



49. The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.



50. By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.



51. One man's folly is another man's wife.



52. A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.



53. A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers.



54. The husband who wants a happy marriage

should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.



55. Telling a lie is

Fault 4 a little boy

an Art 4 a lover

an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor

and a Matter of survival 4 a married man



56. What's new? Most of my wife.



57. We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.



58. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.



59. This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.



60. Men are like chocolate bars…. sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.



61. Spinster: A bachelor's wife.



62. Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

A: They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time!



63. My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.



64. My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.



65. My other wife is beautiful.



66. My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.



67. My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day.



68. Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.



69. May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house.



70. Wife: You changed after marriage.

Husband: I’ve told you that

“I am not interested in Married womans”



71. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.



72. Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.



73. If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks.



74. If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?



75. I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.



76. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.



77. Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.



78. He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that.



79. Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action.



80. And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.



81. It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!



82. I've known many,

Liked not a few,

Loved only one,

I toast to you



83. To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage

...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!



84. To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.



85. I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.



86. A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted



87. Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.



88. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.



89. The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him



90. A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.



91. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.



92. Ram: "My wife has the worst memory".

Shyam: "Does she forget everything?"

Ram: "No, She remembers everything".



93. Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.



94. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.



95. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.



96. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.



97. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late!"



98. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.



99. The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.



100. Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter."



Wife SMS









1. LOVE IS LIFE

LIFE IS WIFE

WIFE IS KNIFE

and

KNIFE IS DANGEROUS



2. Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:

Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.



3. A recently fired

stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…

I have lost everything

and

I still have my wife…”



4. Message of the year:-

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!

Why? Very simple…

A woman does not have a wife..!!!



5. Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest

and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor:They are for you.!!



6. What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…

&

the other ensures U Continue to do so.



7. Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”

Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”

Millionaire: “A Billionaire”



8. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?



9. Women Marry Men Hoping that They Will Change,

Men Marry Women Hoping that They Will Not..

Un4tunately It Happens in Contrast &

Ultimately Each 1 Gets Disappointed..



10. Lady Patient: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside. Dr: Trust me, I'm a Gentleman. Lady: No Dr. ur Nurse is sitting outside alone & my husband is not a Gentelman.



11. A fact about women:

They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters away, but they can't see a pillar from two meters while parking a car..



12. Always listen to ur wife because she always gives you a Sound Advice:

.

.

.

.

.

.

99% Sound

1% Advice :-)



13. Hus & wife were reading boOKs in public library.

Wife stood up go 2 da librarien,and said:Can i go out to foto state some pages of dis book.

Lbrn:yes!of course,but plz give me ur i.d or 500 Rs. 4 guaranttee,

Wife:whts the need 4 it,my husband is there reading book,while i come,

Lbrn:that?s right,?but we want dat reader should leave his/her such thing 4 that he come back compulsory.



14.



Gem notes for women:

1. If a man wants u, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn?t want you, nothing can make him stay.

2. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you some day.

3. Have your Own set of friends, separate from his..get ur time with ur friends to relax and unwind

4. Make your man miss you sometimes..when he knows Ure ALWAYS there for him, he?ll take you for granted.





15. Every Lady Hopes That Her Daughter Will Marry A Better Man Than She Did & Is Convinced That Her Son Will Never Find A Wife As Good As His Father Did !!!!



16. Sunnys teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,Sunny seems to be a very bright boy but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.

The Mother wrote back the next day, If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father.



17. Why Are Wives More Dangerous Than The Mafia???

The Mafia Wants Either Your Money Or Life . . . But

The Wives Want Both . . . . . . . . . . . . . .



18. Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearfull disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesn?t hear a word I say.

Doc:That?s not a disease, its a gift!



19. A Wife's prayer:

Lord

Give me WISDOM to understand my husband

LOVE to forgive him

PATIENCE with his moods

Bt

Don't give me STRENGTH

i'll kill that Bastard.. ;->



20. What is the difference between wife & saali (Sister in Law)

Saali is Beauty,

Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,

Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,

Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,

Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,

Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,

Wife is earthquake



21. Whenever u have to make a decision,

Listen to ur Heart

Then ur head

&

Then finally

Do…

What ur WIFE tells u to do…???



22. womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life

scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download

thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life



23. Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:

Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.



24. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

She replied, Yes dear, I know

but I was in love and didnt notice.



25. women are unpredictable,before marriage,she xpects a man,after marriage she suspects him,and after death she respects him.



26. A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'



27. Always listen to your WIFE. She gives you sound advice.... 99% Sound and 1% advice.



28. Never criticize your wife's faults.

It might have been those faults that kept her from getting a better husband



29. Some girls get married for financial security; others get divorced for the same reason.



30. Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I'm in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!



31. Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?



32. Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.



33. A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.



34. One should never know too precisely whom one has married.



35. Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you



36. Women r confusing... Before marriage they expect a man, After marriage they suspect a man, After he dies they respect the man !!!



37. Never strike your wife - even with a flower.



38. Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.



39. A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.



40. Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.



41. Boy friend is fun,

&

Husband is gum,

Boy friend is light of moon,

&

Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,

&

Husband is qismat phooti.



42. The theory used to be you marry older men

Because they are more mature.

The new theory is that men never mature.

So you might as well marry a younger one.



43. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.

The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.



44. Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.



45. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about

something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.



46. Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs.



47. Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband

said to you when he woke that morning?”

Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”

Witness: “My name is Susan.”



48. Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.



49. The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.



50. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married – now he is going through Hell!!!



51. The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.

First the aisle, cos that is what you’ll be walking down.

Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.

Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.

While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words

…Aisle, alter hymn (I’ll alter him)



52. To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.



53. Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"

Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife



54. Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.



55. The definition of a perfect Wife? – one who helps the husband with the dishes…



56. Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers.



57. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.



58. No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.



59. Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.



60. My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!



61. My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.



62. Meaning of Marriage for a woman -

Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!



63. Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.



64. A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.



65. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.



66. Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.



67. If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.



68. Grooms, once you marry,

please remember that when

you have a discussion

with your future wife,

always try to get the

last two words in: “Yes dear”



69. If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.



70. I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund.



71. I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got.



72. I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope.



73. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.



74. Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.



75. English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.



76. Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.



77. A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.



78. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.

Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!



79. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.



80. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.



81. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.



82. Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.



83. Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"



84. I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.



85. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.



86. I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.



87. I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.



88. Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.



89. I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.

One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".

Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.

"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;

I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...



90. May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living.



91. A man tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and he had to return the unused part for his full refund

92. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.



93. The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"



94. husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."



95. My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.



96. My daughter was my mother too because she was my father's wife!



97. Many years ago when I was 23, I got married to a widow. this widow had a grown up daughter. My father fell in love with her, and soon they got married. This made my Dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. See below how:



98. Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somewhat deteriorate during the night.



99. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.



100. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.




Life Partner SMS









1. Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

That u were sending me

Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw

your dad paying the bill !!!



2. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?

Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.

Husband:Wait a second



3. Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,

it’s easier to shoot a woman once,

than shooting one man every week.



4. Last night was my fault,

my wife asked,

“what’s on the TV?”

and ….. I said, “dust!”



5. Husband:u will never succeed

in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first.



6. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.



7. Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!



8. Husband: Today is sunday &

I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.



9. Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.



10. wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?

husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date



11. Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-

With Idiot For Ever



12. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”

The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”



13. Wife going to USA

Wife:Do u want anything from USA?

Husband: Yeah, an english girl

Wife returns from USA

Husband:where's my gift?

Wife:wait for 9 months



14. Husband:u will never succeed

in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first.



15. Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push…!!!



16. I am in hospital now.

After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room.

The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING

YOUR Love.



17. Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change,

Men Marry Women Hoping They Will Not.

Unfortunately It Happens in Contrast &

Ultimately Both of Them Gets Disappointed.



18. Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.



19. !Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..

Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now??



20. A couple were arguing.

Wife: You dont like anybody in my family.

Husband: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!



21. Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd

I'd It All

Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its

All Gone

Frnd: Wht Hapend?

Man: My Wife Found Out :)



22. Man 2 Her Fat Wife: 'Do U Wana Lose 10 Pounds Of Ugly Fat In Just 2 Mins?'

Wife:' Yes, Why Not. Tell Me Wht's d Procedure?'

Husband: 'Cut Off Ur Head' =P ;->



23. Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don't Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He'll Never Touch!



24. Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;



25. HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different P?siti?n 2Nite?

WiFE-Xcellent Idea, U Stand

At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes

& I?ll Lie ?N Da S?FA & Watch

Da T.V?;)



26. Wife- Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad

Husband- WHY ?

Wife- I Gave Him Food Yesterday & Today He Gifted Me A Book How To Cook?



27. Wife:I Think Our Daughter ?s ?n Love with Someone?

Husband:

How Do U Know??

Wife:

Bcoz She is Not Asking For Pocket Money?



28. a seventy years old man asked his wife.

Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?

Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can?t drive it.



29. Radio Quiz:

Should women have children after 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 children are more than enough!



30. Wife: If I removed da cook & make da food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?

Husband: I don?t hav 2 pay u, u?ll get my entire insurance amount.;-)



31. Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Frd & The Maid.

Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work! ..;-)



32. A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.

Husband:What was THAT for?

Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.

Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.

Wife:Sorry!

Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!

Husband:Why?

Wife:Your Horse PHONED!



33. A Couple Drove For several Miles, Not saying A Word

As They Passed A ?arnyard Θf Mules & Donkeys,

Wife; Relatives Θf Ψours .!

Husband: Yep, My In-Laws?!



34. A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent.

Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal In Me Cum Out.

Wife: Who Is Scared Of A Mouse!



35. ?Friendship Among Women?

A woman didn?t come home @ night. The next day she told her husband she?d slept over at a friend?s house

The man called his wife?s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it

?Friendship among Men?

A man didn?t come home 1 night. The next day he told his wife he slept over at a friend?s house

The woman called her husband?s 10 best friends. 8 of them said, he did sleep over and 2 claimed, he wz still there !



36. Husband:I?ll admit I?m wrong if u?ll admit I?m right!

Wife:I agree! u go first!

Husband:Ok?I?m wrong!

Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!



37. Husband: I am Going Out For Five Days...!

Wife: Ok But Don't Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, OtherWise U'll Be Surprised. . . ;->



38. Husband:

You know,

wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,

I still got mine with me!



39. Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!



40. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, ?What other problem [?]



41. Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,

Husband:please slow down the speed of car.

Wife:No ;please. No; please No please No pls..

Husband:the Newspaper will publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh..



42. Husband:u will never succeed

in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first



43. Wife: i had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known the minute I asked you to marry me



44. HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?

WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand

At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes

& I’ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch

Da T.V….



45. Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife:Thanks,but promise me

you will stay there for the rest of your life.



46. Women Marry Men Hoping that They Will Change,

Men Marry Women Hoping that They Will Not..

Un4tunately It Happens in Contrast &

Ultimately Each 1 Gets Disappointed..



47. Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??

Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!



48. Man & Wife were watchin a Boxing match in wich a boxer knockd out in round1

man says,

disgusting

It was ALL OVER in 1minute

Wife comments

NOW U know

how I Feel?



49. Wife: “If I sleep with your most loving friend,

what will be the first thought

that’ll come in your mind?”

Husband: “That you are a LESBIAN…”



50. Man come home,

Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.

He shoots his Friend.

Wife says “If you behave like this,

you will lose ALL your friend



51. Man at medical store:I need poison

Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate

.

.

.

Chemist: Oh! sorry,

I didn’t knew u had a prescription.



52. Lady to her Friend,

“Me and my Husband

Disagree on Everything. . .

I’m Too Far to the Right

and He’s Too Far to

the Wrong.”



53. To Be Happy With a Men:Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot..

To Be Happy With a Woman:Love Her Alot And DO NOT TRY To Understand HER---



54. Married men live longr thn single men do,bt married men r a lot mre willng 2 die



55. A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'



56. Sign in wallpaper and paint store: "Husbands choosing colors must have note from wives"



57. At a lion’s marriage:

Cat to Rat : Why are you dancing like teasing the Lion ?

Rat to Cat : Before marriage, even i was a lion !!!



58. Intresting Fact but true....

Only Twenty Percent of man have Brains,

Rest of them have....



59. If some one would like to have

a successful life after marriage

so he should implement this formula.

Never break 4 things in life.

1. Promise

2. trust

3. heart

4. relation



It never sounds when it breaks

but pains a lot.



60. Wife runs home saying, Pack your bag honey, I won 10 crores in lottery

Husband: Should I pack for beach or hills?

Wife: Who cares?



61. A Man's Silence can break a Woman's heart into thousand pieces while A Woman's Silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace...



62. There is a way of transferring funds

That is even faster than net banking.

It is called marriage.



63. To keep ur marriage brimming

With love in the marriage cup,

Whenever u're wrong, admit it,

Whenever u're right,

shut up..



64. In this world, every wife iz a mistress 2 her husband.

One hour of Miss and 23 hours of stress..



65. Getting married iz very much like going 2 a restaurant wid friendz. U order what u want,

& when u see what da other fellow has, u wish u had ordered dat.



66. A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.

He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.

Husband thinks: She must have reached there.



67. Harassed Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

Husband: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.



68. LOVE AND HONOUR YOUR PATNER,

HELP AND GIVE SERVICE.

BUT DO NOT BAHAVE LIKE A SLAVE.



69. What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.



70. The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.



71. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.



72. Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.



73. A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.



74. One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.



75. Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.



76. In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. The truth is precisely the opposite: it begins all.



77. In a court: So, Witness, what did you do when you saw this woman whacking her husband's head with this iron? I called my fiance and said I had changed my mind about marrying her.



78. Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!



79. Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more than those who created it



80. Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.



81. Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.



82. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.



83. Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.



84. Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.



85. Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.



86. What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.



87. It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?



88. A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.



89. In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do.



90. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.



91. To keep your marriage brimming

With love in the marriage cup,

Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

Whenever you're right, shut up.



92. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant.

You order what you want

But, when you see what the other person has,

You wish you had ordered that.



93. Besides lots of problems, marriage confers one very special privilege –

Only a married person can get divorced.



94. Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.



95. When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.



96. To keep your marriage brimming

With love in the marriage cup,

Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

Whenever you're right, shut up.



97. The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.



98. A happy man marries the girl he loves;

a happier man loves the girl he

marries.



99. 2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,

Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,

Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It;

Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.



100. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!).



Father SMS









1. My Father Did not,

Tell Me How 2 Live,

He Lived, And Let

Me Watch Him Do It.

Happy Fathers Day!



2. Daddy no one can decribe

in words what a father means.



Happy fathers day daddy,

And remember i love you.



3. Being a great father is like shaving.

No matter how good you shaved today,

you have to do it again tomorrow.



4. It is easier for a father

to have children than

for children to have a real father.

I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY



5. First-Class Father



Dad, I'm blessed to be your son

I knew it from the start.

You're a first-class father;

You're loving, kind, and smart.





You show me how to be a man

You help me, guide me, along the way.

You're strong, and yet you're gentle, too.

I hope I'm just like you, someday!



6. My Daddy Is The Greatest





My daddy is the greatest;

The best dad there ever was.

He always brings me lots of joy;

He’s my very own Santa Claus.





My daddy can do anything;

He’s smart as smart can be.

I love to walk and hold his hand

To show he belongs to me.





I love my daddy!



7. My Father, My Guiding Light





Dad, you’re like the sun to me,

a sure thing, always there,

beaming light and warmth on my life.

Whatever is good in me today,

I owe to your wisdom, your patience,

your strength, your love.

You taught me by example,

as a role model,

how to be my own person,



8. Perfect Dad Blend





I am glad you’re my father;

You’re really the best;

As a dad, you’re a fine one;

I’m so very blessed.





You’re smart, and you’re strong,

Just a perfect dad blend;

You’re my father, my counselor

And a really good friend.



9. Glad You’re My Dad





I’m so glad that you’re my dad;

You’re one in a million, Pop!

When it comes to first-class fathers,

You’re the absolute cream of the crop.





You love me no matter what,

Whether I’m a goodie or baddie;

I really love you, Pa;

You’re a fine and fantabulous daddy!



10. I’m Happy You’re My Dad





I feel safe when you are with me;

You show me fun things to do;

You make my life much better;

The best father I know is you.



11. I’m happy you’re my Dad

And so I want to say

I love you, Dad, and wish you

A Happy Father’s Day!



12. If the relationship of

father to son could

really be reduced to biology,

the whole earth would blaze

with the glory of fathers and sons.



Happy father’s day.



13. The greatest gift

I ever had

Came from God;



I call him Dad!



14. Dad, you are guiding hand on my shoulder.

Remain with me forever.



Happy Father’s Day



15. Daddy,

You are my friend, philosopher and guide

I wish to you



16. Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!



17. Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!



18. So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u father brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my dad , I love u so dearly. Happy Father'ss Day My dear dad



19. You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Father's Day



20. I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!



21. We may be far

But you're in my mind ever

It's time for me to say

A Sweet Dad's Day!

22. In happiness, in sorrow

You were always there for me

I may not have always said it

But, it's the day to say it loud.

'I Love You Dad'



23. You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day



24. Daddy, I love you

For all that you do.

I’ll kiss you and hug you

‘Cause you love me, too.

You feed me and need me

To teach you to play,

So smile ’cause I love you

On this Father’s Day.



25. I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Father's Day, darling husband.



26. Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!



27. You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day



28. Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!



29. If the relationship of

father to son could

really be reduced to biology,

the whole earth would blaze

with the glory of fathers and sons.



30. I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.



31. u r the 1 who brought me all happiness.........

u never let me to touch sadness......

u sacrificed entire life 4 my sake......

without u my life will b fake.



32. Thank you for being a great dad to us!

Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.

I miss you Daddy…

Happy Father’s day!



33. One

father

is

more

than

a

hundred

School

masters.



34. Every mother generally hopes that

her daughter will snag a better husband

than she managed to do…

but

she’s certain that her boy will never

get as great a wife as his father did.



35. If the relationship of

father to son could

really be reduced to biology,

the whole earth would blaze

with the glory of fathers and sons.



36. Thanks for being

there through the

tears,laughter and

dirty diapers.

Happy Father’s Day!



37. Some

things

are

just

better

the

way

they

are

like

you!

Happy Fathers’Day!



38. You’ve seen me laugh

You’ve seen me cry

And always you were there with me

I may not have always said it

But

thanks and I love you

Happy Father’s Day



39. So many wonderful moments we have spent together,

so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,

thinking of u father brings memories to mind,

wonderful moments i ll treasure,

these you give me sincerely that’s why my dad ,

I love you so dearly.

Happy Father’s Day My dear dad



40. God made a father who is,

as sweet as a nectar,

as brave as a lion,

as cheerful as a bear,

and he gave such dear father to me.



41. Daddy you are the best,

although you live in the west.

stay the way you are,

while your driving your sports car.

You couldn’t be a better dad

oh yeah, don’t go driving around mad

I love you for ever

’cause you’r really clever

Even though i puss and shove

I will still show all my love



42. Happy Fathers Day

Happy Fathers day means more

than have a happy day

It means i love you first of all

Then thanks for all you do

It means you mean a lot to me

and that I honor you.



43. There in every memory

See his love and care

Strength and hands to count on

Freely he does share

Provider, toil so faithfully

To make our dreams come true

Give strong and tender discipline

Though it is hard to do

A Father is God’s chosen one

To lead the family

And point it to His will for life

Of love and harmony…



44.



1. Parenting is a 24-hour-a-day job with no salary, no raises, no promotions and very few vacations.

2. Parents are responsible for everything that happens to their children.

3. Guilt and self-blame are occupational hazards.

4. Parents don’t get worker’s compensation or any other fringe benefits.

5. Parents can never retire — even when their kids ask them to.

6. [...]



45. Be kind to the father,

for when they were young,

Who loved these so fondly as he?

He caught the first accents that

fell from the tongue,

And joined in the innocent glee.



46. To my dad on his day,

Of whom I am a living will:

May your happiness fulfill

Your goodness, as is just and right.

Deeds are seeds upon the night

As wind and wonder have their way,

Delivering the destined light.



47. Fathers need not fathers be.

All one needs to do is choose

To love for life, and that embrace,

Held long and hard, bestows the grace

Each craves. For all in time must lose,

Restored alone by memory.

So now it is with you and me.



48. Fathers can be solitary mountains,

All their love rock-like, steep, and strong.

Though warm and caring, somehow they belong

Halfway home to mothers’ bubbling fountains.

Each of us needs love that knows no quarter,

Reminding us of bonds that cross a border,

Strengthening our sense of right and wrong.



49. Daddy, I love you

For all that you do.

I’ll kiss you and hug you

‘Cause you love me, too.

You feed me and need me

To teach you to play,

So smile ’cause I love you

On this Father’s Day.



50. F.A.T.H.E.R.S.

“F” aithful.

“A” lways there.

“T” rustworthy.

“H” onoring.

“E” ver-loving.

“R” ighteous.

“S” upportive.



51. Little girl & her father crossing a bridge.

Father Said: Please hold my hand

Girl: No dad.. You hold my hand.

Father: Whats the difference?

Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me.

Chances are that I may let your hand go,

but if you hold my hand,

I know for sure,

you will never let my hand go..!



52. As rain covers the sun.

Truth covers the lies.

Angels cover the evil.

Flowers cover the garden.

I wish and pray

that happiness covers all the

worries of your life.



53. Life has 5 stars.

Kind star is MOTHER.

Action star is FATHER.

Ultimate star is TEACHER.

Top star is LOVER.

The super star is FRIEND.



54. Value of relation is not,

That how much one feels

happy with someone.

But it is the lonliness,

That one feels without someone.



55. Fact of life:

By the time you realise,

what your parents said was right.

You will have a kid,

who begins to think,

you are wrong.



56. Dad

Your lad

Is glad

To wish you a Father's Day grand!



57. I”d go through stretch marks again for you.

Happy Fathers” Day, darling husband.



58. Some things are just better the way they are like you!

Happy Fathers”Day!



59. Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!



60. You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day



61. Daddy's hands were soft and kind

when I waz crying

Daddy's hands were hard as steel

when I'd done wrong,

Daddy's hands weren't always gentle,

but I've come to understand...

There waz always love in Daddy's hands



62. You are the best. I love u so much.

I don't think that even if I searched

the world for years and years and years

I would find someone that is as caring,

as thoughtful, as hardworking as u.

I love u. Happy Father's Day Dad!



63. Dad...

you have an understanding heart...

& a source of strength thats amazing

you hav it all!

Happy Father's Day to SUPER DAD!



64. Father's Day Greetings

So many wonderful moments we have spent

together, so many wonderful years in all kinds

of weather, thinking of u father brings

memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll

treasure, these



65. So many wonderful moments we have spent together,

Thinking of u father brings memories 2 mind,

I love u so much.

Happy Fathers Day!



66. For the best dad who always had a smile 4 me.

Though we may b far apart right now,

Bt heres a big hug and kiss 4 u

To let u know how special u r

Happy Father's Day!



67. I am indeed blessed to have

Someone like you as my father

On this special day

I‘d like to thank you for everything

You are my hero dad. I Love You.

Happy Fathers Day



68. Your guiding hand on my shoulder,

Will remain with me forever.

Thanks for always being there Papa.

Happy Father's Day!



69. No one's Father is so sweet.

Your kind ways just can't be beat.

I Love you in a big way,

Wish you a very Happy Father's Day!



70. God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,

God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.

Father's Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million!



71. You’ve seen me laugh

You’ve seen me cry

And always you were there with me

I may not have always said it

But thanks, I love you

Happy Father’s Day



72. For the best dad who always had a smile for me.

Though we may be far apart right now,

But here's a big hug and kiss for my special Dad.



Happy Father's Day!



73. I want to tell you

How much you mean to me

Bcoz you are always

Thought about in such a special way,

And do so much to brighten any day.

Wish you a Happy Fathers Day.



74. Thank You Dad

For being my pillar of strength and

Fountain of wisdom

Thank You for everything you are.

Life is more beautiful when you are around.

Happy Fathers Day!



75. Dad you are never wrong

The only time you are wrong

is when you think,

I forgot about you.

Love you Dad!

Have a grand Father's Day!



76. Some things are just better

The way they are.

Just like you!

Happy Fathers Day!



77. Wonderful moments we have spent together

Thinking of u father brings memories to mind

Wonderful moments I will forever treasure

I love u so dearly

Happy Fathers Day



78. I may not have said it often,

but how could I let

this day go by without saying

how much you mean to me.

Thank You for being the World's Best Dad.

Happy Fathers Day!



79. Dad, wishing you a box of happiness

Today, tomorrow and always

With all my love!

Happy Fathers Day!



80. Today iz the father’s day.

On this occassion i prays to God that may God bless ur and mine father may they lives long and make both of us obedient to our fathers.

KEEP PRAYING FOR UR AND MINE FATHER

“HAPPY FATHER DAY”



81. Daddy no one can decribe

in words what a father means.

Happy fathers day daddy,

And remember i love you.

82. Being a great father is like shaving.

No matter how good you shaved today,

you have to do it again tomorrow.

Happy Father’s Day



83. “I cannot Thnink Of Any Need

In Childhood

As Strong As

The Need For A

Father’s Protection..”

Happy Father’s Day To All..



84. Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?

F=father

A=and

M=mother

I=i

L=love

Y=you



85. If father is happy then God is happy and if father is angry the God also angry so try to happy your father.



86. Father enjoy his son birth and son also enjoy fathers day.



87. The father of a righteous man has great joy; he who has a wise son delights in him.



88. My dear FATHER!

I owe U the debt of life ,

Its infinity, colors, sounds & feelings i experience.

Plz accept my gratitude on this very special day,

Although every moment of my life is a gift from you.

“Happy Fathers Day”

89. Daddy, I love you so,

You are my inspiration,

You are a picture of strength and serenity,

and I shall love you till eternity!

“Happy Fathers Day”



90. Dad, wishing you a box of happiness

Today, tomorrow and always

With all my love!

Happy Fathers Day



91. Wonderful moments we have spent together

Thinking of u father brings memories to mind

Wonderful moments I will forever treasure

I love u so dearly

“Happy Fathers Day”



92. A father is like a god who gives all the happiness to his son,

I cant live without you dad,

I love you dad,



93. I’d go through stretch marks again for you.

Happy Fathers’ Day..



94. U r every thing to me…..

Whom i can share my all secrets….

U r always there to help me……

May u live long.!!

Happy Father’s Day



95. Happy Father’s Day



96. Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do… but she’s certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.



97. Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. Happy Father’s Day



98.



F is for the Faith that I have on you

A is for the Affection that you treat me with

T is for the Tender touch of yours

H is for the Happiness that you give me

E is for the Endless sacrifice that you make for me

R is for the Rapture that I get in your company.



99. Friendly, Affectionate, Tender, Heroic, Easygoing and Righteous...

That's you Papa



100. Like a potter

You made me from naught

To my soul

Joy you brought

So much to me you taught

Dad, thanks a lot

To you I jot

A Happy Father's Day!




Mother SMS









1. Mother’s love is the fuel that

enables a normal human being

to do the impossible.



2. The Miracle of Life

nurtured by a woman

who gave us

love and sacrifice…

is MOTHER

Happy Mothers Day!!



3. Who ran to help me when I fell,

And would some pretty story tell,

Or kiss the place to make it well?

My Mother.



4. A MUM IS A ROSE WHOSE PETALS ARE SOFT,

A MUM IS A LILLY WHOSE STEM IS TALL & STRONG,

A MUM IS A PERSON WHO IS NEVER WRONG,

AND A MUM IS A PERSON U SHOULD LOVE FOREVER....

SO TRUST HER, BELIEVE HER & NEVER DOUBT HER.



5. My Mummy is as nice as a sweet

She's as pretty as a flower

She's as wise as an owl

She's as fast as a cheetah

She can dance like the wind and can even sing a little.

But one thing is for sure.

I love her and I always will!



6. Thank you mom for everything that you have done and keeping doing for me. Thank you God for having you as part of my life, you have taught me many good things, today what i have become it's because of you.

THANK YOU !!



7. Hey mom, I thank god for having such a mom like you. You are just not like the other moms. I love you mom.



8. Hey mom, I just want to say how much wonderful you are. You have shown me your love right from my birth.



9. I love my Mother a lot & I know she loves me 2 whatever the child is, my Mom is Best in the whole world.



10. A mother serves her sugar with

A bit of peppermint

To clarify the passages

That carry what she meant

When she first set to bear a soul

Quite separate from her own,

Whom she would cherish, yet must teach

To live and die alone



11. I PRAY GOD TO GIVE GOOD HEALTH

TO MOM.HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.



12. MOTHER TEACHES US

M- MORAL VALUES

O-OBEDIENCE

T-TRUENESS

H-HONOURING

E-ETHICS

R-RESPECTING



13. I LOVE MY MOTHER VERY MUCH.

she is a good friend,COMFORTER,

CONSOLER AND LOVER in part of my life.She always cares me.

A HARTFUL HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL MOTHERS.



14. When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...love u mom



15. So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom



16. Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day



17. There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom



18. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u



19. Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you



20. Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day



21. Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u



22. You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day



23. mOTHEr

M ake for me a place within your heart

O n which I can depend. For only you

T ouch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,

H ome through all the wanderings of my years,

E den that no other can renew,

R oot I cannot rend through rage or art.



24. Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I love you very much.



25. For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day



26. It is Mere in French, Mutter in German, Ammee in Urdu, Mom in English, Ma in Hindi. It still means the same to all of us SPECIAL. Happy Mothers Day!



27. M - For the MILLION things she gave me, O - For she’s growing OLD, T - For the TEARS she shed to save me, H - For her HEART of purest gold, E - For her EYES, with love-light shining, R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.



28. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u



29. Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day!



30. Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.



31. You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day



32. You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day



33. When U feel U R alone in the Crowd, When U Think No 1 can Understand U, When UR love is rejected by others, & when U hate UR Life, Just Close UR eyes, & see, Her facce who Loves U more than any 1 else, Who Care 4 U in loneleness, & dies when U cry. She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother. Love UR Mom First.



34. You’ve seen me laugh You’ve seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother’s Day



35. Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u



36. Happy Mother’s Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day



37. Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I’ll kiss you and hug you ‘Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile ’cause I love you On this Mother’s Day. Mommy, I love you



38. Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I love you very much



39. Being a great mother is a very hard role, but mother u r the star for this one I know, I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day.



40. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who’s love is true, Thank u Mom for being u



41. There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom.



42. Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day



43. So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom



44. ALL THE WONDERS U SEEK ARE WITHIN URSELF, YOU HAVE IT IN YOU TO TAKE THE WORLD IN UR STRIDE. MAY ALL UR DREAMS COME TRUE!! HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY!!!



45. This LIFE has no existence without a strong ally in WOMAN in every stage of life starting from Motherhood to Wife, Sister & finally a Daughter.



46. Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. "Happy Women's Day"



47. Happy Mother's Day

means more than flowers and gifts

It means saying thank you

It means I love you

You are my mother, my friend

Today is your day



48. The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness



49. Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together.

Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.

Your heart understood when I needed a friend.

Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.

Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly



50. Of all the special joys in life,

The big ones and the small,

A mother's love and tenderness

Is the greatest of them all.



51. Being a great mother is a very hard role,

but mother u r the star for this one I know,

I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day



52. When u feel u r alone in a crowd,

when u think no one can understand u,

when u think ur love is rejected by others,

and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes

and think about her who loves u truly,

cares for u in ur loneliness,

dies when u cry,

she is no one else but ur MOM



53. So many wonderful moments we have spent together,

so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,

thinking of u mother brings memories to mind,

wonderful moments i ll treasure,

these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom ,

I love u so dearly.

Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom



54. Thanku mother for all that u do,

i know my thanks are far to few,

I really do love u i dont say enough,

4 me those words r really tough,

i wish i could express all that i feel,

bt 4 me u know thats a big deal,

Have a g8 day i m thinking of u ,

i hope my feelings r getting through.

Happy Mothers Day



55. There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have

done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and

admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that

i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special

days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u

always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom.



56. The love she has deep in her heart,

Always gives me a good jump start,

She is the one who"s love is true,

Thank u Mom for being u



57. Being a great mother is a very hard role,

but mother u r the star for this one I know,

I love you Mom.

Happy Mothers Day



58. Mother is an undying love,

A love beyond compare,

the one you take your troubles to,

she is the one who really cares.

Mother you are all of this and more,

I love you very much.



59. For all that you do.

I"ll kiss you and hug you

"Cause you love me, too.

You feed me and need me

To teach you to play,

So smile "cause I love you

On this Mother"s Day



60. Mommy, I love you



61. You"ve seen me laugh

You"ve seen me cry

And always you were there with me

I may not have always said it

But thanks and I love you

Happy Mother"s Day



62. Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly



63. Many hugs

Only luv never anger

Teaching me

Helping me

Every smile when I was sad

Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.



64. A mother serves her sugar with

A bit of peppermint

To clarify the passages

That carry what she meant

When she first set to bear a soul

Quite separate from her own,

Whom she would cherish, yet must teach

To live and die alone.



65. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u.



66. Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day



67. When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...



68. Mommy, I love you

You feed me and need me



69. I love you On this Mother's Day.



70. You've seen me laugh

You've seen me cry

And always you were there with me

I may not have always said it

But thanks and I love you

Happy Mother's Day



71. Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together.

Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.

Your heart understood when I needed a friend.

Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.

Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly



72. The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.



73. If there was a day for everything you have given to me as a mother, it would be Mother's Day every day.



74. The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.



75. Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together. Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.



76. You've seen me laugh

You've seen me cry

And always you were there with me

I may not have always said it

But thanks and I love you

Happy Mother's Day



77. I love u, mum



78. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom



79. There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom.



80. Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day



81. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u



82. to be a great mother is a tough job, but mother u r the star for this, I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day.



83. Give your mother a little something to show that you are thinking about her, and you'll be sure to make her smile.



84. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u



85. One upon a memory Someone wiped away a tear Held me lose and loved me, Thank you, Mother dear.



86. Of all the speial joys in life, The big ones and the small, A mother's love and tenderness Is the greatest of them all.



87. There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap, no rose as lovely as her smile, no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.



88. Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.



89. Many hugs Only luv never anger Teahing me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.



90. I luv u mom having u makes me feel safe & alm I miss u mom Missing touhes 2 my fae with ur happed palm u r the greatest beause u r my mom



91. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u



92. What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Happy Mothers Day



93. Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you



94. I luv u mom having u makes me feel safe & calm I miss u mom Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm u r the greatest because u r my mom



95. For the best mom who always had a smile for me I know we may be far apart right now So here's a great big hug and kiss Happy Mother's Day



96. Make for me a place within your heart

On which I can depend. For only you

Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,

Home through all the wanderings of my years,

Eden that no other can renew,

Root I cannot rend through rage or art.



97. A mother serves her sugar with

A bit of peppermint

To clarify the passages

That carry what she meant

When she first set to bear a soul

Quite separate from her own,

Whom she would cherish, yet must teach

To live and die alone.



98. I luv u mom

having u makes me feel safe & calm

I miss u mom

Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm

u r the greatest

because u r my mom



99. For the best mom

who always had a smile for me

I know we may be far apart right now

So here's a great big hug and kiss

Happy Mother's Day



100. You've seen me laugh

You've seen me cry

And always you were there with me

I may not have always said it

But thanks and I love you

Happy Mother's Day


Brother SMS









1. My life starts from you my dear brother



2. If I’m not with you, I am not with anybody my brother



3. Brother, please hold my hand

As we journey through this land

Together we stand, together we will fall

No matter what, God will keep us together

That will be the best of all



Brother, please hold my hand

Because without you I can't stand

For we were put on this earth for a reason

To go through every good and bad season



Brother, please hold my hand

As our strength, together, builds each other to become strong

So that our love for each other will last lon



4. dear brother

no matter

where you are!

I want you to know you're special to us

and will always be in our thoughts!



5. arguing for the heck of it

borrowing and

never returning my stuff

brother, for everything

you are

I love you very very much



6. You've gotta msg

A gorgeous girl sends your way

guess WHO?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

it's me of course, your sis!

just that I'd drop you a line to say!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hope you're having a great day ...



7. it's double scoops of fun

having a bro like you

coz you're a best friend

and brother

all in ONE



8. see this jumbooo hug

it's for U bro!

coz you're the greatest



9. Bro!

you're my inspiration ...



10. believe it or not

the cutest chik in town

came to ask for you!!!



11. hey bro!

just thinking about all the fun times

we had

miss ya!



12. it's me bro!

your lill sis

wat's up dude?



13. You're the greatest BOTHER

...

.

.

.

.

.



ooopss

BROTHER ;)



14. Respect rises up so far above

The pettiness of separate view;

Differences bow before a love

And friendship that is blood-bound, too.

You're my brother and I love you!!!



15. I like to remember our times together good times and the bad.

I regret the times I yelled at you when you were only trying to help,

but you know I only did it because you did it to me.

I miss your smile, Big Brother!!!!



16. I am your brother

Your Best friend forever..

Singing the songs

The music that you like

We're brothers til the end of time

Together or not

You're always in my heart

Your hurting feelings...

In you will reign no more.



17. Sometimes being a brother iz even better than being a superhero.



18. Brothers & brothers are as close as hands and feet.



19. dear brother

no matter

where u are!

I want u 2 know u are special 2 us

and will alwaz be in our thoughts!



20. Your love and guidance

In everything that I do

Makes me thankful

For a brother like you



21. It takes wonderful things

To make a brother like u

Generosity and kindness

You're really very special

I want you to know my feelings



22. Caring brother like you is more then a friend and lover



23. A brother is a friend for life .

Brother,

You make a great friend



24. Respect rises up so far abov

The pettiness of separate view

Differences bow b4 a luv

And friendship tht iz blood-bound, too.

You r my brother and I love you!!!



25. I am ur brother

Your Best friend forever..

Singing the songs

The music that u like

We r brothers till tha end of time

Together r not

You r alwayz in my heart

Your hurting feelings...

In u ll reign no more.



26. I like 2 remember our times together good times nd the bad.

I regret the times I yelled at u whn u were only trying to help,

but you know I only did it becoz u did it to me.

I miss ur smile, Big Brother!!!!



27. Respect rises up so far above

The pettiness of separate view;

Differences bow before a love

And friendship that is blood-bound, too.

You're my brother and I love you!!!



28. You've gotta msg

A gorgeous girl sends your way

guess WHO?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

it's me of course, your sis!

just that I'd drop you a line to say!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hope you're having a great day ...



29. Arguing for the heck of it

borrowing and

never returning my stuff

brother, for everything

you are

I love you very very much



30. Dear brother

no matter

where you are!

I want you to know you're special to us

and will always be in our thoughts!



31. My brother so sweet,

In times of need,

Brother's are always there,

My brother's so responsible,

he taught me alot of things,

My brother is funny,

We even teared from laughing so hard,

When my brother's are so fearest,

Don't mess with him when he is angry,

My brother made up her mind,

And had a nice family,

My brother is away,

I'm sad,

When I think of him,

But my brother's heart is always good,

And i know, He will never foreget me,



32. my brother cally,

he is a witch...

my brother cally,

people call her a beach.



33. my brother cally,

he loves horses...

cally is my brother,

he always joins forces.



34. cally is my brother,

he loves the country...

cally is my brother,

he hates doing laundry.



35. cally is my brother,

he is really smart...

cally is my brother,

and he has a kind heart.



36. My brother: helicopter

rescue carrier

floating in sea that others

may fly

My brother the mother bird

restrained

by nestlings

teaching them to

soar in the sky

My brother the lake

remaining in quarry

that thirsty babies

may come to drink

My brother the guru with eyes

so starry

carrying more weight that

others not sink.



37. My brother the last to leave the ship

making sure that all others are safe

My brother the Statue of Liberty

taking all weary all starving heart waifs

My brother the flower

who blooms where she's planted

that lonely bees may come to sup

My brother the gentle ear

which listens

and gives of her heart's

always full loving cup



38. Brother

Not only brother...

My child's...

Teacher....

Also my child hood

Teacher...

With a loving servent...

Playing partner...



39. Brother is

Not only brother...

Guide + Advoicer

With my life...



40. Brother not only

A brother

My dear mom

A youthFull mom...!

Brother not only

Brother...



41. My dear and dear...

Of family V.i.P

At one of

My life heart...

Dear my dear

Brother...

Your brother's

how are you...?



42. Brother i know you've been sad,

When i was mad

Brother i know you've been happy

When i knew you were faking a smile

Brother i know you've been glad

When i knew there was something wrong



43. I asked you if something was wrong

But you said no everything is fine

I asked you if you needed me

But you said no i have someone else

I asked you if you needed my help

But you said no i've got it



44. Brother i know i don't tell you everything

When everything went wrong

Brother you mean the world to me

When i really meant it

Brother you were there for me

When i needed you the most

Brother friends cant solve everything

When you were ready to ask me what was wrong



45. I know i'm not always there

But when i talk to you, you always tell me what i missed

I know i'm not happy that much anymore

But when im with you makes my day shine

I know i'm mad when you push me, slap me, hit me,

But i'll never say i hate you

When i really truley do love you



46. Brother i really love you

Brother you know thats true

Brother you mean the world to me

Brother just to let you know that im always here for you



so to let you know how you really mean to me



47. A brother is someone who leads you when you are having a problem.

A brother makes you laugh and cry.

A brother is someone who likes to fight with you.

A brother is the one who stands with you in all your ups and downs.

A brother makes you remember who you really are.

A brother sometimes makes you cry when they are very sad.

A brother is someone who is always there for you through all the laughter and tears.

A brother is real.

A brother never will pretend.

A brother is someone like you whom I treasure everyday in my heart.



48. My brother is funny

he likes to eat money



49. I can't wait till he goes to school

he might have a lot of work to do



50. I will have to teach him how to spell

I never want to be in hell



51. My Brother is a tease

he is always making me freeze



52. he is so great

I do believe in fate



53. My brother is only seven

But he knows all about heaven



54. My brother is almost two

I will have to teach her to tie his shoes



55. My brother I love to death

he is sometimes a mess



56. My brother i will never forget

he needs to learn not to hit



57. You are my brother

untill the very end

You are my brother

you are my best friend



58. You are my brother

you cheer me up when i feel blue

You are my brother

forever you'll be true



59. You are my brother

the loving and supporting one

You are my brother

and the one i will always love



60. My little brother,

always keeps shinning

like a star

and make others shine.

My little brother,



61. so much loving and caring.

My little brother,

Helping poor and needy

understanding their problems.



62. My little brother,

so sweet and lovely like king

My little brother,

reading the reality of the world

brings a message of love to all.

My little brother,

so humble and good

never shows haughtiness.



63. he is my brother, not by blood

But rather by love

When i cry he wipes away the tears

When i hide he takes away my fears



64. Always and forever will i love my brother

Faithful and loyal he does remain

Protecting me from a world of despise

Listening to everyone of my cries



65. With arms wide open he nurtures me

and keeps away all that is wrong

he keeps me on track, never letting me stray

To my sugestions he will never say 'nay'



66. Thank you my brother for all that you have done

For without you all would be wrong

I love you my brother, with all my heart i do

The love for my brother is all true



67. Thank you, brother,

for being there

And letting me know

you will always care.



68. Thank you, brother

for loving me so

you helped me find

where I wanted to go.



69. Thank you, brother

when times got bad

you stood by me

as no one had.



70. And I thank you, brother

like I have before.

But this time, brother

it means so much more.



71. Thank you brother

for being there for me

you were there in my time in need



72. Thank you brother

for loving me

you had my back when people comfronted me



73. brother's are forever,

and always.

brother's can be

something to bring

a smile when you

need it the most.

a brother, you can almost

always love the most.

a brother is what i have

for she is someone that

hangs by my side everyday.



74. a brother can be a good thing in a long life



75. Brother, Brother

Do you hear me cry

Do you feel my touch?

Do you even feel my rhyme?

Brother, brother you know I care

I care for you sis I do, I do

I know I’m not their for you

But I will one day, trust me I will

Please brother save me sis

Give me another chance

I promise I would be their

I will, I will

Trust me I will



76. Oh my brother

I hope you're doing good

And staying out of trouble

Yeh, like my brothers could!



77. Oh my brother

I hope you're feeling strong

You might have to keep us in line

Should we do something wrong



78. Oh my brother

Where in the world did you go

For everytime I look for you

You have been a 'no show'



79. Oh my brother

Now smile one big smile

Then hold it just like that

I'll need to see that for a while



80. Oh my brother

Here's something you need to know

That you're someone very special

And I'll always love you so



81. My brother is,

someone i cannot replace,

he will always be there for me,

when i have no one else,



82. My brother,

will always be by my side,

when the world is closing in,

he's someone who's there for me through both thick and thin



83. My brother,

is there to make memories whatever they may be,

but for now,

It's just my brother and me.



84. Brother is

not only

A word...

It is love...

Brother is

Speaking word

Is...

Good medicine

With doctors medicine...



85. Brother to

Touch heal...

With pain and hillness...

For only a love...



86. Brother is

Not a my brother

In side the hospital

Run and smile

Working women nurses...



87. With words

And a service..

The love's are thear...

With your's

With out

Blood related

Brother's...

Understand too love him...!



88. Hold on to your brother

She is a part of you.

Hold on to your brother

You can help each other through.



89. You say “You have No Brother”,

Then look around you friend.

Your brother is right beside you

Waiting to let you in.



90. Hold on to your brother.

Please don’t push her away.

One day you will look up,

And she will be gone the other way



91. Hold on to your brother.

he hasn’t reached perfection yet.

he needs you to help her

To make it through each painful test.



92. Hold on to your dear brother.

There is something you each must do.

Intercede for one another.

This is required of you.



93. Sometimes Annoying

Has A Sensitive Side

Especially Funny

Nasty

Enlighting

Quizically Challenged

Unpredictable

And Always In Drama!

Big Brother Is Mean!

Big Brother Is Lean!

Big Brother Ain't Smart!

Big Brother Plays Darts!

I Love Her With All My Heart!



94. A friend can be a brother,

A friend can be a foe.

My friend is like my brother,

I will never let her go.

A brother may not always be a friend,

But a friend should always, no matter what, be a brother



95. My brother doesn't know i love him,

he doesn't, he doesn't!

i don't know if my brother loves me,

i don't, i don't!



96. HE IS MY BROTHER

I WILL SCREAM

AND HUG YOU

AND CLOSE MY EYELIDS



97. AND WHEN WE

WILL RUN TOGETHER

IN THE FIELDS

WITH HAND IN HANDS



98. THE WORLD WILL SEE

THE BOND

BETWEEN US

ITS ALL I WISH



99. LONG WAIT

LONG WAIT TO HOLD YOU OH BROTHER!

STILL I WAIT

LONG WAIT TO HOLD YOU BROTHER..



100. my brother likes to jump on my bed,

my brother likes to act like uncle fred,

my brother likes to run round and round

shes a cheeky wee monkey with a big cheesy grin,

the thing is shes just daft my brother is.




Sister SMS









1. Sending you my love n kisses

to say

sis

you're always loved



2. hey sis you know?

you are the cute angel of the family!



3. with a sister like you

i know i will have a friend forever

and so will you



4. A sister is someone who loves you from the heart,

No matter how much you argue you cannot be drawn apart.

She is a joy that cannot be taken away,

Once she enters your life, she is there to stay.



5. You've been my sister

for many years,

We've laughed together

And shed some tears.

We've had harsh words,

And pulled some hair

But against the world

We are a terrific pair.

Our times together are very few,

I just want to say I LOVE YOU!



6. For when three sisters love each other with such sincere affection, the one does not experience sorrow, pain, or affliction of any kind, but the other's heart wishes to relieve, and vibrates in tenderness... like a well-organized musical instrument



7. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life. I value you for being my sister…



8. There's a special kind of freedom sisters enjoy. Freedom to share innermost thoughts, to ask a favor, to show their true feelings. The freedom to simply be themselves - i always cherish the pleasure of being your sister



9. Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there." - Best future hopes for a clingy sister



10. A sister smiles when one tells one's stories - for she knows where the decoration has been added ... and you too do the same for me ;) Lots of best wishes for a naughty sister!



11. We may not be able to see each other

Or listen to each other often

But thoughts of you fill my heart

With fond memories of the times

We’ve spent together

Always thinking of you dear



12. Through the years

I’ve shared so much with you

Both bitter n sweet

You’ve been such a comfort

To me helping me in every way

And all I wanna say today is

Sis I treasure you close to my heart



13. Sister of all the stuff we share

Our friendship is the one I love the most

Here’s to both of us a lovely sisters day



14. we may not be able to see each other

or listen to each other often

but thoughts of you fill my heart

with fond memories of times

we have spent together

THINKNIG OF YOU!



15. Sister, Sister

Do you hear me cry

Do you feel my touch?

Do you even feel my rhyme?

Sister, sister you know I care

I care for you sis I do, I do

I know I’m not their for you

But I will one day, trust me I will

Please sister save me sis

Give me another chance

I promise I would be their

I will, I will

Trust me I will



16. If you need a shoulder to cry on I?ll be here

I am here when you are sad and lonely

Or when you?re in pain

Glad I can help you when you?re feeling gray

I?m thankful to you that you?re my sister

I can honestly say I?m grateful to God for giving me a sister like YOU!



17. Sister, please hold my hand

As our strength, together, builds each other to become strong

So that our love for each other will last long



18. Caring U

Loving U

Warm & Gentle U

you're liek an angel U

always by my side U

sis, you make me feel so special



19. A sister is someone

who is sweet & supportive

kind and loving

cheerful & inspiring

a friend and my alltime laughter

sis you mean so much more than words can say

I love you



20. sis of all the stuff we share

it's our friendship that I love the most

Here's to us!



21. Hey sis

thanks for including me in your bunch

you can write this with a two to three flower small Bouquet



22. others listen to my

but sis, you listen to my HEART



23. Sister

You’re so spoilt

And such a bug

But my dearest sister

I have to say

You really are the BEST



24. Happy sisters day

To my dearest sis

And my friend

Have a wonderful day



25. Dear sis

You know how I always call you a wet blanket

So I wanted to make a big splash on you

Happy sisters day



26. Even we’ve the worst fights

You always know how to fix things

Thanks for being the greatest sister ever!



27. Your birthday is a gr8 day to

Celebrate how special you’re as a person

And how much it means to know we’re a family

Happy birthday to my very special sister



28. Through tears n laughter

And sisterly hugs

I’ve watched you grow

Happy birthday to an amazing sister



29. Sometimes birthdays are an excuse to throw a party

Sometimes birthdays are an excuse to sleep late

Sometimes birthdays are an excuse to indulge in fun

Happy birthday to someone

Who should party hard

And sleep till noon

And enjoy her special day

With childlike wonder



30. To a wonderful sister

I send you warm wishes

For today and always

Happy birthday



31. Especially for you

Take time to remember

The times we’ve been through

And the obstacles

We crossed together

When our voyage

Became a big adventure

And dreams

Became desire

Hope your birthday brings you

Great moments to cherish forever



32. Life has its moments

And a sister like you

Makes them unforgettable

Happy birthday dear sis



33. Sisters are God’s way of sending an angel

Who’s always there

Just like you

Happy birthday

To a special sis



34. With U I’ve shared

My deepest secrets

Happiest moments

Ups and downs

And joy

I feel blessed to have a sibling like you

Who’s always by my side



35. You couldn’t choose me as your sis

But I’m glad you vhose me as ur firend



36. For a sis who has the best of everything like

The best cloths

The best accessories

The best smile

And me of course

The best sis in the world

Thanks for always being like a friend to me

Here’s wishing you the best of everything for today

And all the days coming ahead



37. Secret sharer

Fashion consultant

Comfort giver

Co-diet buster

Best friend

Guess who I’m talking about?

You sis

I’m quite lucky to have a sis like you



38. Bugged me

but hugged me too

tickled me

but treated me too

with a sister like you

I know I'll always have a friend



39. sis your friendship helps me

stay in shape,

in many ways really

thanks for being my friend



40. Happy birthday to a

Bright

Remarkable

Outstanding

Terrific

Helpful

Exceptional

Reliable

Who has everything

Have a wonderful day!



41. To my sis who is my friend

Who gives me a hand to hold

And always has an ear to lend

To my sis

Whom I hold so close to my heart

To my friend with whom I shall never part

Wishing you all the joy and hoping all your

Dreams come true!

Have a lovely sweety day

Happy sisters day



42. This day is a celebration of the special bond we share

Sending you my sweet wishes

Just to say

Hope your day si as wonderful as you are

With all my love and heartiest wishes

Happy sisters day



43. miss u lots sis

think bout u

hope ur ok

how r the kids

ok, thats enuf

till next year



44. Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other.



45. Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship



46. Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.



47. I long for the day through the year

that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi

on my wrist and pray for my well being.

Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.



48. Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister. Happy Raksha Bandhan Behan



49. Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.



50. If you need a shoulder to cry on I?ll be here

I am here when you are sad and lonely

Or when you?re in pain

Glad I can help you when you?re feeling gray

I?m thankful to you that you?re my sister

I can honestly say I?m grateful to God for giving me a sister like YOU!



51. A sister shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams.



52. Sisters share the scent and smells - the feel of a common childhood.



53. Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life :)



54. Sister,

You make a great friend.



55. Sister, u

are there in every

step of life.



56. Sister, u shelter

by your love

and help me grow.



57. A SISTER LIKE

YOU,IS

A JOY FOREVER



58. sister,u lift my spirit to newer heights.



59. SISTER, U MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL ALWAYS.



60. Asister is a friend for life .



61. Today iz sister's day,send dis 2 al ur sisters evn 2 me if am one ov dem.If u get back 7,u are loveable HAPPY SISTER'S DAY!

I LOVE YOU...!



62. sister, please hold my hand

Because without u I can't stand

For we were put on this earth for a reason

To go through every good and bad season..



63. God sent us to be sisters

So we can be best of friends

To be there for one another

Even when there is pain..



64. A sister can b seen as sum 1 who iz both ourselvez & very much not ourselves - special kind of double.



65. I long 4 da day through da year

dat u so ceremoniously tie rakhi

on my wrist & pray 4 my well being.

Dear Sis, I wish dat our bond grows stronger every day.



66. Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship



67. Sister iz probably da most competitive relationship with in da family,

bt once sisters r grown, it becomez da strongest relationship.



68. If u need a shoulder 2 cry on I ll b thre

I am thre when u r sad nd lonely

Or wen your in pain

Glad I can help u wen u r feeling gray

I m thankful to u that u ar my sister



69. Dis msg iz 4 da most wonderful

sisterz of dis world

Thanks didi 4 alwayz being dere on my

side & 4 helping me in dose infinite

ways which I can't even remember



70. Sister, Sister

Do u hear me cry

Do u feel my touch?

Do u even feel my rhyme?

Sis, sis u know I care

I care 4 u sis I do, I do

I know I m not their for u



71. Ths msg iz for the most wonderful

sisters of this world baari nd chhoti.

Thank u didi 4 alwayz being there on my

side nd 4 helping me in those infinite

ways which I cannot even remember



72. Sister iz sum 1 who iz caring & sharing. Sister can understand thingz u nvr said.

She can understand pain which iz not visible 2 any 1. I love my sister.



73. Hay Sister,

Whn tha world goes dark,

Stars r there

When da journey breaks up,

Hope iz there

When da entire world is vanished,

And u feel left alone

Tilt ur head & look beside you,

Will bring u comfort feeling of

Care nd affection molds on u,

As ur Brother iz alwayz beside you

To pour the special love nd affection 4ever



74. A tribute to the magical relationship between sisters. Not time nor space can lesson the bond, forever in each other's heart.



75. My Big Sis is amazing in everyway and I love her so very much. She always inspires me and i am so very proud and honoured to call her my ..........



76. Sister, sister

save my soul

sister, sister

don't leave me alone.



Sister, sister

he is here

sister, sister

he grows near.



77. Sister, sister

hold me tight

sister, sister

put up a fight.



Sister, sister

don't let go

sister, sister

stay with me.



Sister, sister

don't please him

sister, sister

it's not worth it.



78. Sister, sister

tell him no

sister sister

please don't go.



Sister, sister

please come back

sister, sister

take off that sack.



Sister, sister

don't give in

sister, sister

have faith in Him.



79. Sister, sister

wipe your tears

sister, sister

fight your fears.



Sister, sister

please stay strong

sister, sister

you know this is wrong.



80. Sister, sister

please forgive me

sister, sister

don't try to save me.



Sister, sister

you are free

sister, sister

get off your knees.



sister, sister

please, don't forget me.



81. My sister holds me tight

My sister kisses me goodnight

My sister knows when I’m mad

My sister helps me when I’m sad

My sister is so smart

My sister has my heart

My sister loves me lots

My sister ties the knots

My sister is here to stay

My sister I have until this very day

My sister I wish you well

My sister yes I can tell

My sister asked if I lied

My sister knows if I’ve cried

My sister has moved away

My sister is in my heart to and will always stay



82. My sister please dont cry

My sister dry your eyes

My sister don't end your life

My sister your not his wife

My sister he's cold as a snake

My sister he's just a fake

My sister everything will be better when you wake

My sister Ive seen the pills you take

My sister he's full of lies

My sister don't even try

My sister your the one everyone likes

My sister don't start a fight

My sister it ends tonight

My sister I need you, don't end your life



83. I can’t imagine a beautiful and wonderful life without sister



84. One who has a nice sister; he is the most fortunate in the world



85. Life is dull and empty if sister’s presence is not there in life



86. I can say proudly my sister is the best of all in the world



87. If the tears come in my sister’s eyes my life gets shattered completely



88. I can forget anything in this universe but not my beloved sister



89. Sister, don’t leave me alone because my life will come to an end



90. Sister, your face always reminds me of love and peace when I am troubled a lot



91. My first and last wish to get a nice and humble sister who can give me a lot of love



92. My sister is my soul who shows me the real mirror of my doings



93. In every girl, I feel about my sister



94. I sat next to a girl; I felt my safe because of that girl who was like my sister



95. The most amazing thing in my life to have silly fights with my sister



96. I made a girl my friend then I made her my sister because she was giving me more love when she became my sister



97. Believe me, sister I’m always there with you, I will leave never your hand in hard times



98. You are one million times precious to me sister than the costliest and most precious diamond



99. When I put my head in your lap my sister I feel fully calm and relaxed



100. In my every breath you are my dearest sister




Happy Birth Day SMS









1. Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".



2. Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....



3. A prayer: 2 bless ur way

A wish : 2 lighten ur moments

A cheer: 2 perfect ur day

A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY



4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY



5. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away

hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy Birthday .......



6. Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......



7. In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star." HAPPY BIRTHDAY



8. MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY



9. IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS

MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE

MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT

BRING LOV N JOY 2 U

HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...



10. i know its ur birthday 2day.. I am sure u'l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"



11. Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!



12. 'This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Love and Long live.'



13. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.



14. Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards



15. The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday Eileen



16. may almighty shower u with blessings on ur BIRTHDAY.luv u always..



17. MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS



18. May your life be filled with colours

An yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true



19. Happy Birthday F-R-I-E-N-D



20. Baby happy birthday to hope u will always have a good health, more career in life..and hope that more birthdays to come..always take care and i love u so much



21. A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy



22. Ths msg has No Fat

No cholesterol n No Addictive

Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.

Smile N Happy Birthday



23. Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care

to make ur special day a costly affair!!!



24. wishing u a day soft as silk.....

white as milk.....

sweet as honey&full of money.

may all ur dreams come true....

HAPPY BIRTH DAY.



25. A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY

MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR..



26. Forget abt D past you cant change it,

Forget abt d future You cant predict it

Forget abt d present I dint get you one

Happy birthday!!!



27. I believe u have climbed high mountains, walked on thorny paths, sailed on the raging seas and took a ride on dangerous highways. C'mon let's face it; Your God - Jehova has always been faithful all the way. Enjoy your day, you are worth it. Happy Birthday.



28. Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can't change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.

Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....



29. I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday



30. Sending birthday blessings

Filled with love and peace and joy

Wishing sweetest things happen

Right before your eyes !



31. for your birthday........i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.GOD bless you & ur family. love you



32. Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!!

enjoy ur day .......



33. Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart.



34. if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars. happy Birthday Brother



35. I send to you warm wishes that your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday



36. My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you I'd die



37. A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy



38. May all your days be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.Happy Birthday to u



39. Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.



40. Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year.... Bet all those other fools sent cards on time!.



41. Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, Happy Birthday



42. wishing u a day soft as silk.....

white as milk.....

sweet as honey&full of money.

may all ur dreams come true....

HAPPY BIRTH DAY



43. Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.



44. Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God blessyou with health,

wealth and prosperity in your life.



45. Have the nicest birthday there ever was..... cuz you deserve it if ANYONE does.



46. How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?



47. I am sorry i missed your birthday, you have had so many i have lost track



48. With love this wish is sent your way , for a very special kind of day. May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shinning dreams By Lonely Heart



49. Its always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet.



50. I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday



51. I know its your birthday 2day..

I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..

so i shall talk to u in personal there,

coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”



52. How do you expect me

to remember your birthday,

when you never look any older?:)



53. Flying papers,

multi colours of balloon,

delicated blossom,

fantastic people,

love and laughter.

What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY



54. I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u

This comes with many

Loving thoughts & warm wishes

I send 2 u,

May ur day be filled with laughter

On this ur special day & may the finest things

In life always come

Ur way happy birthday!



55. May you have all the joy your heart can hold,

All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,

May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday



56. A smile is a curve that

sets everything straight

and wipes wrinkle away

hope u share a lots and

receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy birthday …….



57. if kisses were rain id send u showers,

if fun was time id send u hrs,

if u needed a friend id send u me!

*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*



58. It must have been a rainy day

when you were born,

but it wasn’t really rain,

the sky was crying because

it lost his most beautiful angel…

happy birthday dear friend



59. Its a nice feeling when you know

that someone likes you,

someone thinks about you,

someone needs you;

but it feels much better when

you know that someone

never ever forgets your birthday.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.



60. Sweetheart!

u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,

here’s a wish 4 my darling…

may all your dreams come true

i wish u a very happy birthday.

with lots of love and kisses…

from a heart that beats…

just 4 you by me.



61. Lovely msg for a Lovely Person

from Lovely Friend

For a Lovely Reason

at a Lovely Time

from a Lovely Mind

in a Lovely Mood

in a Lovely Style

to wish you

Have a Lovely “BirthDay”



62. Some people like sunday,

Some people like monday,

However i just like only one day,

Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!



63. Happy birthday to you,

Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.

Dun forget bout our friendship, that we’ve shared



64. You can spend

hundreds on birthdays,

thousands on festivals,

lakhs on weddings,

but to celebrate

all you have to spend is your TIME….



65. Life is very short,

So enjoy every moment,

Dont lose your confidence

Go always ahead.

Happy Birthday



66. For the world, i’s just another day,

But for me today is the best day of the year!

Happy Birthday my love.



67. Before the clock strikes 12,

let me take the opportunity,

to let you know that you,

have grown a year more…

Happy birthday



68. Its a dedicated ceremony,

an aniversary, but not wedding.

The easy way to tell is

its birthday.

Have a smile in all the way

& have a lovely birthday



69. Let the God decorate each

golden ray of the sun reaching u

with wishes of success,

happiness and prosperity 4 u,

wish you a super duper happy birthday



70. Fresh air… fresh idea…

fresh talent… fresh energy…

i wish u to have a…

special sunday..

marvellous monday…

tasty tuesday…

wonderful wednesday…

thankful thursday…

friendly friday…

successful saturday…

*have a great week ahead*

and

HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU



71. I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u

this comes with many loving

thoughts & warm wishes

i send 2 u, may ur day be filled

with laughter, on this special day

may the finest things in life

always come ur way happy birthday



72. Wish you a very happy birthday

May life lead you 2 great happiness

success and hope dat

all your wishes comes true!

enjoy your day.



73. Its another birthday for you.

God picked another petals on your flower,

wishing your flowers may bloom for year.

MANY MANY Happy returns of the day



74. The child was born,

parents were blessed

and

i am so lucky to have u

as my friend.

Happy Birthday to you



75. Some things r left undone,

some words r left unsaid,

some feelings are left unexpressed,

but some ones as nice as you

could never be left unwished,

happy birth day to u!



76. Congratulations to you, my old friend,

Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

You look good for your age, I could say,

But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,

‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.

You’re aging like me, so you surely can see

That you’re getting to be an old guy.



77. On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;

I hope all of your wishes come true.

May each hour and minute be filled with delight,

And your birthday be perfect for you!



78. LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…

may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today

to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.



79. In soft gleaming night of stars,

May all your dreams come true,

May every star of ever night,

Bring love-n-joy 2 you,

Happy birthday 2 uu



80. Hey,u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,1 year bigger now,and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.happy birthday



81. …HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.



82. In soft gleaming of stars….

may all ur dreams come true,

may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you

Happy Birthday …….



83. Birthdays are 4 fun

Enjoy a sticky bun

I’m glad u r my mate

Hope ur birthdays great.



84. Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo’ u were born in d zoo’ with d monkeys ‘n donkeys dats looks just like u!



85. “Fly in the plane of ambition,

and land on the airport of success,

Luck is yours,

wish is mine

may ur future

always shine. . .

With LOTZ LOVE

“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.



86. Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...

Happy birthday...



87. Somebody up there Loves you

Somebody down here cares for you

Happy Birthday!!!



88. This msg has No Fat

No cholesterol n No Addictive

this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday



89. Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.



90. How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?



91. Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!



92. Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.



93. Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.



94. Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".



95. Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY



96. Sending birthday blessings

Filled with love and peace and joy

Wishing sweetest things happen

Right before your eyes !



97. you will receive wishes and kisses , might get to eat various dishes, from the friend who misses, to wish u a happy B'day



98. I?m so blessed 2 have a friend like u this comes with many loving thoughts & warm wishes i send 2 u, may ur day be filled with laughter, on this special day may the finest things in life always come ur way happy birthday



99. This MSG HAS NO CHOLESTRO NO FAT AND NO ADDICTIVE THIS IS ALL NATURAL EXCEPT WITH a lot of sugar but it can never be as sweet as the one reading it happy birthday



100. Look Outside It's So Pleasant ! Sun Smiling For You ! Trees Dancing For You Birds Singing For You ! Because, I told them All To Wish You.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY